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BROMLEY & CHISLEHURST (29th June 2006) |

John Cartwright
A founding member of the Chocolate Fudge Cake Party, he is the Loony Party's Shadow Minister of Chocolate. His hobbies include learning languages, watching "Big Brother" and eating chocolate biscuits. Contested 12 local elections in Croydon since 1994 and Croydon Central at the last two general elections.
The main themes of his campaign were:
Withdraw from the European Union.
Smear treacle into the hair of unruly Jobs.
Free chocolate for pensioners, students and the unemployed.